Tuesday, April 03, 2007
A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Jokes
One of the many, endless tasks of prepping for a wedding is booking the transportation. Now, some people endorse the growing trend of having their entire wedding in one place. That is, they have the ceremony in one room and then everyone walks across the hall and into the bar and the cocktail hour commences. This is a good way to keep those who are easily distracted a little more focused. It also lessens the likliehood of Uncle Marv getting lost on his way from Queens and missing part of the event. (Although, I suppose, if he does get lost and miss something, it's going to be the entire thing.)
Well, we're going the more traditional route and we're having the ceremony at a church, then we're heading somewhere scenic for pictures (sadly, not Yankee Stadium) and then we're moving along to the reception hall. What this basically means is that we need to transport the wedding party and parents, at the very least, to all of these locations. And we need to do it in style. The minivan is generally not considered acceptable.
So we began looking into limo companies a long, long time ago and only recently decided that we knew who we wanted to use. So I perused their Website and, well, there are some photos on there that I just have to poke some fun at. I mean, they're priceless and they're just asking to be mocked.
Under the heading, "Corporate Meetings and Conventions," we have the following pic:
I'm thinking that the older guy is the clueless CEO and the guy on the right is the numbers guy and the older guy is saying, "Just make that negative number a positive number and we're golden."
Either that or the guy on the right is saying, "Annnnnd, presto, there's my porn collection. Alt-Tab comes in very handy during shareholder meetings," while the CEO is saying, "Wait, is that my wife?"
Next up, we have the photo under the heading "Airport Transfers":
I love this picture. We'll not only take you to the airport... we'll drive you practically into the fucking plane! Don't even think of leaving without my passenger or I'll run you off the damn runway!
But there is no doubt that my favorite is this next one, under the heading "Bachelor/Bachelorette":
I'm not sure if maybe that heading meant to have "party" after it or maybe it's kind of a question of sorts. Like... can you determine the gender here?
We have two dudes, ostensibly, sitting on what appears to be a red loveseat. They're wearing black pants with white sport coats and garish shirts, onle of which appears to be open to his navel. I feel like this is what Sigfried and Roy would have looked like 40 years ago. To top it off, it looks like they're painting the town red while drinking....appletinis?? You two are wild, wild boys. And bad boys, I imagine, too. Bad, bad boys.
Well, we're going the more traditional route and we're having the ceremony at a church, then we're heading somewhere scenic for pictures (sadly, not Yankee Stadium) and then we're moving along to the reception hall. What this basically means is that we need to transport the wedding party and parents, at the very least, to all of these locations. And we need to do it in style. The minivan is generally not considered acceptable.
So we began looking into limo companies a long, long time ago and only recently decided that we knew who we wanted to use. So I perused their Website and, well, there are some photos on there that I just have to poke some fun at. I mean, they're priceless and they're just asking to be mocked.
Under the heading, "Corporate Meetings and Conventions," we have the following pic:
I'm thinking that the older guy is the clueless CEO and the guy on the right is the numbers guy and the older guy is saying, "Just make that negative number a positive number and we're golden."
Either that or the guy on the right is saying, "Annnnnd, presto, there's my porn collection. Alt-Tab comes in very handy during shareholder meetings," while the CEO is saying, "Wait, is that my wife?"
Next up, we have the photo under the heading "Airport Transfers":
I love this picture. We'll not only take you to the airport... we'll drive you practically into the fucking plane! Don't even think of leaving without my passenger or I'll run you off the damn runway!
But there is no doubt that my favorite is this next one, under the heading "Bachelor/Bachelorette":
I'm not sure if maybe that heading meant to have "party" after it or maybe it's kind of a question of sorts. Like... can you determine the gender here?
We have two dudes, ostensibly, sitting on what appears to be a red loveseat. They're wearing black pants with white sport coats and garish shirts, onle of which appears to be open to his navel. I feel like this is what Sigfried and Roy would have looked like 40 years ago. To top it off, it looks like they're painting the town red while drinking....appletinis?? You two are wild, wild boys. And bad boys, I imagine, too. Bad, bad boys.
Labels: inappropriate appletini usage, limos, questionable sexual preferences
